Snowden Leaks Plans to Infect Computers

Gumfish can Foggy our Bottoms, but Who Will Tell!

Well, good ole Snowden leaks more of NSA plans to infect millions of computers.

 In files recently published by Journalists Glenn Greenwald and Ryan Gallagher, it appears that NSA will be relying on malicious software sent to targets through surreptitious means, by using “implants” that have been developed “to break into targeted computers and to siphon out data from foreign Internet and phone networks.”
 It is even rumored that NSA has been disguising itself as a fake Facebook server to intercept connections, and then to send the unsuspecting Facebook users to a real site embedded with malware with the ability to infect the user’s computer.

Even YouTube is not above suspicion with spying conducted on the habits of unknowing subjects by giving the users what they think is a more "personalized" browsing experience.

And the list goes on and on:

An intercept named CAPTIVATEDAUDIENCE can take over a targeted computer's microphone and record conversations. 

GUMFISH can covertly take over a computer's webcam and then take photographs of the unsuspecting user. 

 FOGGYBOTTOM records internet browsing histories, collects login details and passwords.

 GORK logs keystrokes.

And SALVAGERABBIT removes data from flash drives connected to a user's computer.

A NSA worker was rumored to so proudly admit that "If we can get the target to visit us in some sort of web browser, we can probably own them.”

So what's an innocent user to do, well Snowden believes that Encryption is the only way to go! 

And from now on, I will be careful to place my computer in a separate room where that is all I do and when I am on-line I make sure that I am fully clothed!